well except, no hables espanol and although he has been known to yell at his tools, they have yet to talk back to him.....to my knowledge.
he can fix almost anything. he doesn't love doing it, but he can. the man could read a "how to" manual on nuclear fusion and be an expert in a week.
in the past week he has:
hung a light fixture (i took it down to replace fluorescent bulbs and broke it in the process)
replaced all the elbows on a piano (i know, right!)
& installed a fan and light control in my bedroom.