we been noticin' that some of our personal stashes of treasures be missing. we be confused at the thievery that be happenin' on our own ship. what scurvy pirate would be stealin' our treasure? alas the captain be thinkin' that perhaps we should go diggin' for the treasure in hopes of findin' it. so away we a go to the land behind to seek out our treasure. we had no map to help us, but the trusted sailors were keen on eye and good with shovel. twas not long before the captain with her loyal sailors be findin' buried treasure on the land.
we knew it could be only one man......
that scurvy pirate be takin' all our treasure and putting them in the land behind. for what purpose we know not, but alas the scurvy dog had taken with him 4 shirts, 7 socks, 3 pants and other treasures of the ship. trust me ye hearties this captain jack is a dirty rotten pirate that can not be trusted with open doors on ye ship.